Thursday, June 16, 2005

Word FEST

I was at a loss as to what i should write for a journal entry so i decided to request random words from chatroom members so that i could somehow incorporate them into a semi-coherent piece of prose.
The fruit of my labour ladies and gentlemen;

All words in bold had to be incorporated.


I ate a cheese pie the other day. That was until Batman and his herd of goats came along and devoured the thing.
All the juicy succulent flavours in that uncle, bacon, pinapple, fish, ham... it was a gomer pile of mammoth proportions.
GIMPS!
I like to picture lots of explosions going on inside their bellies, as though they all had some kind of violent reaction to it and it sent them keeling over mechanically like crazed robots.

The next time i get that pie, i'm going to take it into the very depths of space, nay, even to ringworld!
Where NO monster, or Godzilla can steal it away from me.
And if i have any left, i'll hide it in my CD wallet!
And if anyone comes near me i'll speak in a crazed foreign tongue and say all manner of things like; buenos dias.

It'll be cosmic man!
Just like my lip balm laser.

"hay te huacho" come and get some of this!

3 thoughts:

At 11:45 PM, Blogger carson said...

hahahah

That's awesome

 
At 12:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

art~ lolol

--bata[]

 
At 5:56 PM, Anonymous Alan said...

You're nuts lol.

btw, fish mixed with ham and pineapple? :-&

 

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